So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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