Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I am naked and annoyed.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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