the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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