Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
