Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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