Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
