i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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