Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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