ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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