love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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