If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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