Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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