I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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