We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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