Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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