He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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