If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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