belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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