I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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