He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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