I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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