I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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