I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just googled if crying burns calories
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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