its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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