carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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