just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
