no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
