im having a threesome with these popsicles
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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