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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
How does one acquire holy water?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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