Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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