what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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