Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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