Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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