Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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