Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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