You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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