Dual....:-)
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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