i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
