did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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