the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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