My hand turned me down
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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