I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
How external is "for external use only"?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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