Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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