The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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