And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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