College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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