Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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