What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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