Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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