Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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