I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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