Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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